"Leave Britney, er, Phill Kline Alone!"
I can almost see reader Thomas F. Loftus of Fairway, Kansas at his computer, composing his letter to the editor to the Kansas City Times, Kansas' Most Hated Newspaper.
I'm sure it was something like this, only substituting the name "Phill Kline" for "Britney."
"Leave, Phill alone! You're lucky he even ran for office for you b*st*rds!," you can almost hear coming from Mr. Loftus.
"Anyone who has a problem with Phill Kline deals with me. He's not well right now!," as Mr. Loftus sobs and hits the send key to the hated KCMSM Goliath.
Nice letter, Tom. Here's the "video" version. Ok, not really, but you get the idea.
Reader's advisory: F-bombs ahead.
Technorati Tags: Britney Spears, Phill Kline, Johnson County DA, 2008 election
I'm sure it was something like this, only substituting the name "Phill Kline" for "Britney."
"Leave, Phill alone! You're lucky he even ran for office for you b*st*rds!," you can almost hear coming from Mr. Loftus.
"Anyone who has a problem with Phill Kline deals with me. He's not well right now!," as Mr. Loftus sobs and hits the send key to the hated KCMSM Goliath.
Nice letter, Tom. Here's the "video" version. Ok, not really, but you get the idea.
Reader's advisory: F-bombs ahead.
Technorati Tags: Britney Spears, Phill Kline, Johnson County DA, 2008 election
Posted on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
by
Todd D. Epp
in 2008 Johnson Co. DA Race, Humor, Johnson County, Kansas City Star, Phill Kline
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1 Comment

Reader Comments (1)
Now that's funny! Scares the hell out of me, but still funny.